UTTERLY RANDOM IN BERLIN

it's whatever strikes my fancy, innit?

lunaloveklaine:

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think

Not many fools trust themselves to tell me a joke like this, but the next time someone does, I’m definitely going to try this …

(via kattherapy)

alioutfit:

Last night I joined Ali at the wedding of his boss’s, neighbour’s, daughter’s wedding in Spandau, with approximately 380 guests. Ali met me at the cafe after my shift and we left from there, and this is what he wore! 

I’m late to this party, but better late than never … Ali rocks everything he wears, but this is just exceptional.

alioutfit:

Last night I joined Ali at the wedding of his boss’s, neighbour’s, daughter’s wedding in Spandau, with approximately 380 guests. Ali met me at the cafe after my shift and we left from there, and this is what he wore! 

I’m late to this party, but better late than never … Ali rocks everything he wears, but this is just exceptional.